1) First day back and the head teacher decides to tell us about the brilliant GCSE and A-Level results they’ve got, conveniently missing out our AS results which were generally poor. We’re already at your school, you don’t need to impress us.
2) I would have been able to go home 1hr and 20mins earlier if we hadn’t had one.
3) Two in one day, during PSHE and afternoon registration, the sort of thing that causes gaping self-inflicting bullet wounds.
4) The head teacher always looks so self-satisfied.
5) Swelteringly hot day and we aren’t allowed to take our blazers off, equals sweating disgustingly.
6) Talking about how they “produced” the last year, they’re people not products.
7) Giving the teachers and the school almost all the credit for good results, the students worked bloody hard too!
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